PurelyGadgets: SUCK UK - Villain Chair

So you want to be a Super Villain? Here’s your 4 step guide to get you on your way;

Step 1.
Draft a diabolically overcomplicated, evil plan for world domination - without this you are nothing.
Step 2.
One needs an entourage of henchmen, with a love of mindless violence and no regard for personal safety.
Step 3.
An evil lair is very important. Hollowed out volcanoes are ideal, but lacking one of those you could conveniently use your living room, or office.
Step 4.
Aquire furnishings that command respect. Shark tanks and a well oiled swivel chair of ludicrous proportions spring to mind.

For legal reasons we don’t do diabolical plans or shark tanks here at Purely Gadgets, but what we do do are well oiled swivel villain chairs of ludicrous proportions. The Suck UK Villain Chair is a super luxury oversized lounger chair that will more than cater for your dastardly furniture requirements, installing authority and thoughts of deviousness to those that plonk their peach on the plush leather cushioned sections.

Constructed from 20 plump leather padded facets of formed aluminium, the Villain Chair’s semi-cocooned shape embraces the human form, providing a fiendishly opulent level of quality and comfort.

So, as you recline on your throne, there’s just one thing left to do; emit a wholly inappropriate and evil laugh. Repeat after us:

“mwahaha… muhuhaha… muwhahahahaha…!"

Specification:

- Dimensions: 850 x 1130 x 1010mm (W x H x D)
- Product Weight Including Packaging: 40Kg

** PLEASE NOTE**
This product is made to order and will require a lead time of around 6 weeks.